# jokes

location: atacama
url: http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/906
joke:
My agitated milliner friend's just been on a transcendental meditation course in a desert in south America.


location: Nunavut
url: http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/896
joke:
My brother's just returned from a whistlestop tour of the Canadian Arctic and complains he didn't get to explore the beautiful icy territories.


location: South East Asia
url: http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/895
joke:
While holidaying in a well-known city close to Malaysia, we went to the opera but were terribly disappointed the performer who played Carmen.


location: Minoo
url: http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/894
joke:
My wife caught a single small fish of the family Cyprinidae in a picturesque Japanese region which is famous for its monkeys and maple leaves.


location: Nevilles Cross
url: http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/892
joke:
I am in charge of an exotic tour company and recently arranged a holiday in a residential area of Durham City for a former England and Manchester United footballer whose first name is Gary.


location: Askham Bryan
url: http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/891
joke:
My name is Bryan and I don't have an address for my friends who live in a village south west of York


location: Askham Richard
url: http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/890
joke:
My name is Richard and I don't have an address for my friends who live in a village south west of York


location: czech republic
url: http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/881
joke:
I tried to buy some new clothes for my upcoming trip to central europe, but I couldn't find anything I liked.


location: Abersoch
url: http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/879
joke:
I've just been to a fancy dress party in a north Wales seaside resort where I had to wear an item of Eurovision-themed underwear.


location: Leamington Spa
url: http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/878
joke:
My Chinese friend dropped his electric shaver in the water during his visit to a Warwickshire health farm.


location: jamaica bermondsey
url: http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/865
joke:
I just helped my wife get dressed up for her Star Trek cosplay event in  a street in South East London.


location: Nantes
url: http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/864
joke:
A friend of mine works in a school, and he's taking a group of 14-year-olds on an exchange trip to a city in Brittany next year.


location: Ayr
url: http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/817
joke:
My mate and I were arguing the other day about how many racing drivers had Scottish placenames in their names. I could think of 3, Johnny Dumfries, Lewis Hamilton, Stirling Moss 


location: Ayrshire, Scotland
url: http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/813
joke:
I went into my local butchers the other day and he was standing behind the counter with his back against the radiator.


location: Pupnat, Korcula, Croatia
url: http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/810
joke:
I developed horrible gastrointestinal problems on a recent visit to a town on the Crotian island of Korcula. 


location: pitt street glasgow
url: http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/808
joke:
Some of the lads from the colliery and getting together for a couple of pints near the main Police station in Glasgow.


location: dublin, ireland
url: http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/807
joke:
I have made some amazing investments recently - the rate of return on my original investment has been incredible


location: Split
url: http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/803
joke:
I treated my wife to a weekend in Croatia and she expressed her gratitude by permitting some taboo sexual activity...


location: Bicester
url: http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/802
joke:
After we finished university and I got a job in London, my fiancee worked as a cub reporter for local newspapers in central England.


location: Twatt
url: http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/796
joke:
While holidaying in the Orkneys recently, my wife slipped as we were exploring a scenic village and bruised a sensitive spot...


location: bangoui
url: http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/790
joke:
LONELY HEARTS: Chad girl - looking for romantic man. Have GSOH, am easy-going, like cosy nights in, dressing up, French accents and working out. 


location: Underbool
url: http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/762
joke:
I lost money betting on a street magician in a small Victorian town. One of those games where you have to keep track of a little ball.


location: Woolnorth
url: http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/752
joke:
I used to be a farmer on Tasmania's north west coast but I offended a local god and he scattered my produce to the 4 corners of the globe.


location: Fulking
url: http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/733
joke:
My Auntie likes her new house in rural Sussex, except for the neighbours who are sometimes noisy at night.


location: Singapore
url: http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/723
joke:
I'm very concerned about the financial status of some of the members of this band from the Malay Peninsula.


location: Sicily
url: http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/722
joke:
I'm going on a trip to Italy, but my cousin is going to meet me there and I can't stand his demeanor.


location: Saffron Walden
url: http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/718
joke:
My wife's going to use a ghastly yellow paint to decorate the outside of our house in an Essex market town!


location: honolulu
url: http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/714
joke:
Did you hear the Queen is giving an MBE to a female singer from the 60s/70s who goes by one name? The presentation ceremony will be held in a major Hawaiian city.


location: West Wittering
url: http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/711
joke:
My wife's just seen the director of The Royal Tenenbaums using a popular microblogging site in a village in West Sussex.


location: Fionnphort
url: http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/693
joke:
Your wife tells me you stopped her getting the ferry from Fionnphort to that little island off Mull.


location: Southend-on-sea
url: http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/675
joke:
I got a dicky tummy when I was driving up the Essex coast the other day. I had to pull over in a seaside town


location: mauritius
url: http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/673
joke:
I'm off to an Island off the East Coast of Africa next week to attempt to gain support for a methane powered road vehicle I've been developing


location: Sioux Falls
url: http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/659
joke:
I'm going to South Dakota to watch a film about a woman named Susan who attempts the world's highest tightrope walk!


location: croyde
url: http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/644
joke:
I was cutting onions when the missus told me she was leaving me for my dad during our camping holiday in north devon


location: Elford
url: http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/635
joke:
We were driving through this small hamlet in Staffordshire, when she asked me, &quot;What's the Spanish word for a road that's goes through a river..&quot;


location: crimea russia
url: http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/609
joke:
I have a Russian friend who is a superb detective, he walks around the town at night listening to people talking and soon finds the criminals!


location: iwoa
url: http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/608
joke:
There's a debt collector, and she's resorting to horrific levels of violence in certain parts of America


location: tintinhull somerset
url: http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/607
joke:
My car got stolen last week. Now the police say it's turned up in a village just off the A303 near Yeovil.


location: st thomas, exeter
url: http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/606
joke:
I was on a commuter train going through Exeter, when a man who claimed to know Jesus got on and sat next to me.


location: kittywell
url: http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/603
joke:
I was driving through a village on the A361 on my way to Ilfracombe when a cat ran out in front of me.


location: maker
url: http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/601
joke:
I was admiring the views overlooking Plymouth Sound from the Cornish side yesterday, when I got cornered by a religious maniac.


location: carlyon bay
url: http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/599
joke:
I took a wrong turn on the Cornish coast after a round of golf, and accidentally drove over a cliff.


location: fal river cornwall
url: http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/596
joke:
I went on an Indian-themed boat trip up a river in Cornwall yesterday, and now my guts are playing up something rotten.


location: bantham
url: http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/595
joke:
I went to this beach in South Devon, but my day was ruined by horrible little brats shouting and screaming and running around all over the place.


location: cheddar gorge
url: http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/577
joke:
Last week I went to an all-you-can-eat restaurant in the West Country, but they'd run out of everything but cheese sandwiches.


location: okehampton
url: http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/576
joke:
It was so cold in mid-Devon last year that I got frostbite in my privates. The doctors had to amputate, and to make matters worse there'd been cutbacks in the orthopaedic department.


location: Biggleswade
url: http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/564
joke:
Me and a friend of mine who was in the Royal Flying Corps during the First World War had to cross a stream in Bedfordshire wearing big wellies.


location: turnham green
url: http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/541
joke:
My friends went out in London last night drinking, one of them ended up chucking up at the tube station


location: andes mountains
url: http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/532
joke:
Have you seen the news reports of a group of backpackers suffering from severe frostbite after getting lost in a mountain range in South America?


location: Baykit
url: http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/526
joke:
I will be going to a culinary college in Siberia to learn how to cook bread and other bakery items. It's a small town in the Evenki region.


location: tilstock
url: http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/522
joke:
I went to the shops this morning to buy a turkey from the Butchers but they couldn't serve me due to technical difficulties


location: Acocks Green
url: http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/520
joke:
I had a long trip in the snow yesterday to the emergency doctors surgery - severe pains in my nether regions!


location: Helsinki
url: http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/516
joke:
I've just returned from a symposium in Finland discussing the use of puerile Christian imagery in children's literature.


location: Thon ma ty
url: http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/512
joke:
Eee by gum, you know how you lent me your suit for t'interview in t'Eastern Vietnam, I gone and spil't my soup down it!


location: North Hykeham
url: http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/494
joke:
My car has broken down and I don't know how to get the last couple of miles to the town just south of Lincoln...


location: Prestwick airport
url: http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/462
joke:
I was Flying out of a small Scottish airport when a random gentleman showed me the best way to extinguish a candle.


location: Kinross,Scotland
url: http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/459
joke:
I was visiting mates in the east of Scotland when we got talking about which member of the 'Friends' cast I was most like


location: venice
url: http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/454
joke:
While we were taking a gondola ride, me and my mates were trying to work out what's a good kind of diagram to depict all our various relationships.


location: wokingham
url: http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/452
joke:
I'm staying with my family near Reading, and I'm halfway through making them a lovely big Full English breakfast.


location: hayle
url: http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/448
joke:
I went on a camping holiday in Cornwall a few weeks back and I feel like I've been holding my breath ever since.


location: Culham Oxfordshire
url: http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/446
joke:
On a ramble in Oxfordshire, we were lucky enough to see a badger sett just before we arrived at our final stop.


location: Clermont-Ferrand
url: http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/445
joke:
I hate French radio, so when I drive through the Auvergne, I listen my tapes of old episodes of Just A Minute. One panellist made me laugh so much I had to pull over in this wonderful little mediaeval town...


location: Hitchin Hertfordshire
url: http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/444
joke:
I was driving through Hertfordshire last week, so I thought I'd take a detour to look at Jennie Bond's home town.


location: Nantucket
url: http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/432
joke:
My grandmother tidied up my bed sheets when I was staying in a small island 30 miles south of Cape Cod.


