remove swap file
[swohoa] / swohoa.sql
1 PRAGMA foreign_keys=OFF;
2 BEGIN TRANSACTION;
3 CREATE TABLE jokes(id INT, joke TEXT, lat FLOAT, long FLOAT, location TEXT, url TEXT);
4 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(906,'My agitated milliner friend''s just been on a transcendental meditation course in a desert in south America.',-27.5660558,-70.050314,'atacama','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/906');
5 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(905,'I went to Waitrose to buy some oranges for marmalade',37.3880961,-5.9823299,'Seville','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/905');
6 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(904,'I stopped going to my local GUM clinic in west London after an unfortunate mishap.',51.49515,-0.25453,'Turnham Green','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/904');
7 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(903,'We''re making a film in the Sudan',15.550101,32.532241,'Khartoum','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/903');
8 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(899,'We went to northern Sweden for our honeymoon.',64.750244,20.950917,'Skellefteå','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/899');
9 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(898,'Awful news - my wife was robbed on the way to see her speech therapist in an Australian city.',-31.9530044,115.8574693,'Perth','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/898');
10 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(897,'Awful news - my wife was robbed on the way to see her speech therapist in an Australian city.',-31.9530044,115.8574693,'Perth','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/897');
11 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(896,'My brother''s just returned from a whistlestop tour of the Canadian Arctic and complains he didn''t get to explore the beautiful icy territories.',70.2997711,-83.1075769,'Nunavut','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/896');
12 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(895,'While holidaying in a well-known city close to Malaysia, we went to the opera but were terribly disappointed the performer who played Carmen.',11.5909659,121.6283098,'South East Asia','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/895');
13 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(894,'My wife caught a single small fish of the family Cyprinidae in a picturesque Japanese region which is famous for its monkeys and maple leaves.',34.835121,135.468468,'Minoo','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/894');
14 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(893,'I have just set up a knitting club on the north bank of the Yodogawa river in Osaka.',34.71989,135.482792,'Juso, osaka','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/893');
15 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(892,'I am in charge of an exotic tour company and recently arranged a holiday in a residential area of Durham City for a former England and Manchester United footballer whose first name is Gary.',54.772013,-1.594788,'Nevilles Cross','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/892');
16 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(891,'My name is Bryan and I don''t have an address for my friends who live in a village south west of York',53.929017,-1.160823,'Askham Bryan','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/891');
17 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(890,'My name is Richard and I don''t have an address for my friends who live in a village south west of York',53.924489,-1.182484,'Askham Richard','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/890');
18 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(889,'My brother''s just returned from a whistlestop tour of the Canadian Arctic and complains he didn''t get to explore the beautiful icy territories.',70.2997711,-83.1075769,'Nunavut','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/889');
19 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(888,'My car''s manifold crapped out in Sheffield, just near Richmond Park.',53.359737,-1.410161,'Intake, Sheffield','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/888');
20 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(887,'My tram broke down as I was trying to get to South-East Sheffield.',53.325829,-1.346904,'Halfway, Sheffield','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/887');
21 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(886,'I just showed an angry Liverpudlian how to get to a well known part of north west London.',51.5517059,-0.1588255,'Camden, London','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/886');
22 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(885,'I was having terrible trouble with my golf swing whilst playing around lake Windermere last week',54.4081398,-2.9796014,'Pull Woods','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/885');
23 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(884,'My wife and I went to a wine tasting event in Wales last night.',51.584151,-2.997664,'newport','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/884');
24 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(883,'My wife''s left me and run off to Europe...',55.378051,-3.435973,'United Kingdom','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/883');
25 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(882,'My wife went to northern Italy...',44.4056499,8.946256,'Genoa','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/882');
26 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(881,'I tried to buy some new clothes for my upcoming trip to central europe, but I couldn''t find anything I liked.',49.817492,15.472962,'czech republic','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/881');
27 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(880,'I competed in a really tough cycle race with some Scandinavians.  ',61.92411,25.748151,'Finalnd','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/880');
28 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(879,'I''ve just been to a fancy dress party in a north Wales seaside resort where I had to wear an item of Eurovision-themed underwear.',52.824497,-4.5053599,'Abersoch','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/879');
29 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(878,'My Chinese friend dropped his electric shaver in the water during his visit to a Warwickshire health farm.',52.287599,-1.534484,'Leamington Spa','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/878');
30 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(877,'I saw an awful Rock band perform in South East Asia ',1.352083,103.819836,'Singapore','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/877');
31 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(876,'I met my husband on beautiful island in Vietnam',10.3316309,104.0304535,'Phu Quoc, Vietnam','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/876');
32 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(875,'My wife was away on holiday in Mexico and died of alcohol poisoning. ',20.8827778,-103.8366667,'Tequila','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/875');
33 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(874,'I slept with several women while visiting a city on Italy''s Adriatic coast.',44.0570817,12.5646003,'Rimini','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/874');
34 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(873,'My wife went to a beautiful, historic town on northern Italian coast.',44.4056499,8.946256,'Genoa','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/873');
35 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(872,'Alreet pet, i''ve just got back from a tour o'' that Scandinavia! ',60.472024,8.468946,'norway','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/872');
36 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(871,'I watched a porno last night. It was a spoof of a Hollywood blockbuster based in ancient Rome.',41.9015141,12.4607737,'Rome','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/871');
37 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(870,'My mum was once kissed by the king of an archipelago in the South Pacific Ocean.',-21.178986,-175.198242,'tonga','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/870');
38 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(869,'My wife has just finished A Passage To India',20.593684,78.96288,'India','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/869');
39 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(868,'I''ve just done a campanology course in Northern Ireland',54.5974433,-5.9340683,'Belfast','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/868');
40 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(867,'When Osama Bin Laden was in hiding, he hated the compilation of 1980s comedy I sent him.',34.1466667,73.2163889,'abbotabad','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/867');
41 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(866,'I hear Kelly Brook is getting her tits out to advertise a North London football club.',51.55865,-0.10743,'Arsenal, London, UK','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/866');
42 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(865,'I just helped my wife get dressed up for her Star Trek cosplay event in  a street in South East London.',51.4980076,-0.0661728,'jamaica bermondsey','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/865');
43 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(864,'A friend of mine works in a school, and he''s taking a group of 14-year-olds on an exchange trip to a city in Brittany next year.',47.218371,-1.553621,'Nantes','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/864');
44 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(863,'We had a great barbecue in a Hertfordshire village',51.780212,-0.612629,'Cow Roast','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/863');
45 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(862,'Did you hear about Superman exposing himself in South Africa?',-33.9248685,18.4240553,'Cape Town','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/862');
46 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(861,'Strewth, Bruce! The Sydney theatre festival has been cancelled!',-33.873651,151.2068896,'Sydney, Australia','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/861');
47 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(860,'I paid for both my parents to holiday on a Portuguese island.',32.7607074,-16.9594723,'Madeira','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/860');
48 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(859,'I went to see the new Woody Allen film in Cornwall last week.',50.468227,-3.532226,'torquay','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/859');
49 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(858,'My robot wife has gone to the Carribbean.',18.109581,-77.297508,'Jamaica','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/858');
50 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(857,'My wife has been involved in a pagan ceremony near Chepstow, something to do with human sacrifices.',51.705,-2.658395,'offas dyke','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/857');
51 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(856,'While visiting a Caribbean country, I tried a given an usual plant-based hot drink.',18.971187,-72.285215,'haiti','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/856');
52 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(855,'My sister took me to a lovely park in the middle of Plymouth',50.3703805,-4.142653,'Plymouth','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/855');
53 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(854,'It was pretty cold when we went to Wales.',53.068464,-4.076113,'Snowdon','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/854');
54 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(853,'I went to a church in Anglesey and they were speaking in tongues.',53.2231177,-4.206278,'Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/853');
55 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(852,'Did you hear about the spring factory that blew up in North Korea?',39.031859,125.753765,'Pyongyang','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/852');
56 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(851,'My wife went swimming in Berwickshire.',55.652986,-2.2490485,'Coldstream, UK','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/851');
57 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(850,'My wife had her hair done in Russia.',57.9971695,56.2352792,'Perm','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/850');
58 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(849,'My wife''s from County Durham.',54.7139964,-1.7490056,'Crook, Durham','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/849');
59 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(848,'Last time I went near Teesside I broke a bone!',54.5034861,-1.3578166,'Yarm','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/848');
60 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(847,'My wife''s in Dorset discussing Mondeos and Fiestas.',50.860838,-2.161592,'Blandford Forum','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/847');
61 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(846,'The churches in Serbia are beautiful.',44.802416,20.465601,'Belgrade','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/846');
62 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(845,'There''s some great food to be had in Bulgaria.',42.4976779,27.4700254,'Burgas','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/845');
63 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(844,'My wife had a nasty accident in Slovenia.',46.3666862,14.1085106,'Bled','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/844');
64 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(843,'My wife''s gone jewellery shopping in Yorkshire.',54.2463557,-0.7821414,'Pickering','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/843');
65 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(842,'There''s been a nasty accident at an asphalt factory in Colombia.',4.5980556,-74.0758333,'Bogota','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/842');
66 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(841,'Did you hear that Norway''s hosting an Arctic DIY convention?',70.6634382,23.6819665,'Hammerfest','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/841');
67 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(840,'Did you hear about the bear attack on a convent in Warwickshire?',52.5233915,-1.4650947,'Nuneaton','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/840');
68 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(839,'My wife''s gone off to a health spa to take the waters.',51.5001524,-0.1262362,'london','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/839');
69 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(838,'My wife had a delicious fish supper on holiday in Korea.',37.566535,126.9779692,'seoul, korea','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/838');
70 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(836,'My wife has gone on holiday to the Middle East with one of her girlfriends',51.5001524,-0.1262362,'london','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/836');
71 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(835,'My wife made me a lovely ginger-and-rum-based snack.',18.109581,-77.297508,'jamaica','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/835');
72 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(834,'My wife is hankering after one of those fancy bedside gadgets',51.5001524,-0.1262362,'london','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/834');
73 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(833,'My slave girl has been put on kitchen duty at tea time, experimenting with new recipes',51.5001524,-0.1262362,'london','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/833');
74 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(832,'My wife''s gone busking in the Caribbean',51.5001524,-0.1262362,'london','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/832');
75 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(831,'My girlfriend is pretty streetwise - she lives in East London.',51.5174327,-0.0497701,'Jamaica Street','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/831');
76 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(830,'went to a market in Lancashire last week.',53.7008561,-2.2870914,'Rawtenstall','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/830');
77 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(829,'my wife tripped whilst visiting an Indonesian island last week',-6.1527384,105.4360963,'Krakatoa','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/829');
78 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(828,'Bumped in to the Bee Gees the other week in Boston',42.4072107,-71.3824374,'Massachusetts','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/828');
79 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(827,'My girlfirend is sick of her old car',36.204824,138.252924,'Morris, IL, United States','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/827');
80 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(826,'my mate was really worried about getting his car across the River Tay ',56.509977,-2.8457447,'Broughty Ferry, Dundee, Tayside','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/826');
81 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(825,'met that guy from the film Gregory''s Girl the other day in Tayside',56.4614282,-2.9681109,'Dundee','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/825');
82 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(824,'Just found out from my friend''s mum that there''s a sex offender moved to the Maryland area',39.22,-77.424444,'Dickerson, Maryland, USA','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/824');
83 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(823,'Just heard there''s another set of conjoined twins been born in Korea',36.4003409,127.3457909,'Jaun-dong, Daejeon, South Korea','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/823');
84 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(822,'My voyeur mate went to Western Australia on a canoeing holiday and lost his paddles',-34.74701,116.04345,'Doggerup Creek','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/822');
85 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(821,'vaulted a barbed wire fence in Derbyshire the other day',53.2762828,-1.2397806,'Balsover','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/821');
86 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(820,'I had a dodgy curry the other day in Dorset',50.754618,-2.2275741,'Shitterton','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/820');
87 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(819,'Can anyone help me as I''ve lost my dog in London',51.536279,0.0814779,'Barking','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/819');
88 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(818,'I was heavy petting a German lass in the city of Richmond, some state capital in the US....',37.542979,-77.469092,'Richmond','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/818');
89 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(817,'My mate and I were arguing the other day about how many racing drivers had Scottish placenames in their names. I could think of 3, Johnny Dumfries, Lewis Hamilton, Stirling Moss ',55.4635688,-4.6331874,'Ayr','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/817');
90 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(816,'Popeye and Olive were on the bus in Oklahoma',34.4587048,-96.0086015,'Mount Olive OK','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/816');
91 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(815,'I went to my Scottish friend Mary''s house and asked if she was coming out to play.',56.5616711,-2.5794332,'Arbroath','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/815');
92 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(814,'I was in Glasgow the other day on the bus with my mate',55.8413027,-4.1478201,'Mount Vernon Glasgow Scotland','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/814');
93 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(813,'I went into my local butchers the other day and he was standing behind the counter with his back against the radiator.',55.4546639,-4.4941112,'Ayrshire, Scotland','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/813');
94 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(812,'I took my nearly blind Scottish mate to Kansas for Halloween',34.9501807,-94.6438887,'Witchita','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/812');
95 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(811,'My wife saw one of the gigs on the current worldwide Take That concert.',1.352083,103.819836,'Singapore','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/811');
96 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(810,'I developed horrible gastrointestinal problems on a recent visit to a town on the Crotian island of Korcula. ',42.9516317,17.0351217,'Pupnat, Korcula, Croatia','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/810');
97 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(809,'I was having real trouble keeping my shirt from becoming untucked whilst visiting my Grandparents.',41.2834563,-70.0994605,'Nantucket','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/809');
98 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(808,'Some of the lads from the colliery and getting together for a couple of pints near the main Police station in Glasgow.',55.8632316,-4.2655255,'pitt street glasgow','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/808');
99 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(807,'I have made some amazing investments recently - the rate of return on my original investment has been incredible',53.344104,-6.2674937,'dublin, ireland','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/807');
100 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(806,'I am going to do some spread betting if Andy Murray gets to the final of Wimbledon',43.604652,1.444209,'toulouse, france','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/806');
101 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(805,'I am becoming fed up with all the hysteria surrounding cartoon characters',-41.3650419,146.6284905,'tasmania, australia','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/805');
102 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(804,'My girlfriend has terrible personal hygiene issues',50.0646501,19.9449799,'Krakow, Poland','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/804');
103 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(803,'I treated my wife to a weekend in Croatia and she expressed her gratitude by permitting some taboo sexual activity...',43.5069502,16.4423974,'Split','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/803');
104 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(802,'After we finished university and I got a job in London, my fiancee worked as a cub reporter for local newspapers in central England.',51.902012,-1.1542198,'Bicester','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/802');
105 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(801,'I saw a Japanese remake of a Tarantino film in a cinema in northern Sydney.',-33.8475398,151.2131454,'Kirribilli','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/801');
106 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(800,'Did I tell you I was at an exotic barbeque in the Pakistani capital recently?',33.718151,73.060547,'islamabad','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/800');
107 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(799,'I went tp a booky''s in the Himalayas last week.',29.647951,91.117006,'tibet','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/799');
108 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(798,'My wife''s been to the west coast of Sicily on a lobster-potting holiday...',38.0185881,12.5146338,'trapani','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/798');
109 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(797,'I gather there''s a new diving shop opening on the outskirts of Londonderry...',55.0672403,-7.2691672,'muff','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/797');
110 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(796,'While holidaying in the Orkneys recently, my wife slipped as we were exploring a scenic village and bruised a sensitive spot...',59.1010841,-3.279398,'Twatt','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/796');
111 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(795,'We had some trouble accessing our holiday rental property in north Norfolk the other day...',52.948954,0.9329528,'stiffkey','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/795');
112 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(794,'My wife witnessed a terrible murder at a rap star''s wedding in Ayrshire last week.',55.695948,-4.8547067,'West Kilbride','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/794');
113 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(793,'My wife''s bikini line''s reappearing so she''s booked a wax treatment in North Norfolk.',52.856697,1.032718,'melton constable','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/793');
114 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(792,'I''m looking for new sexual conquests in the East of Scotland.',56.4614282,-2.9681109,'dundee','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/792');
115 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(791,'I just came back from a jelly making party in a county in the west of England...',51.0587013,-2.9499066,'Somerset uk','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/791');
116 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(790,'LONELY HEARTS: Chad girl - looking for romantic man. Have GSOH, am easy-going, like cosy nights in, dressing up, French accents and working out. ',8.6,17.333333,'bangoui','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/790');
117 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(789,'I landed a starring role in a remake of ''Frasier'' set in the Eastern Bloc.',48.379433,31.16558,'ukraine','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/789');
118 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(788,'Tried to get rid of my big, fat Mother-in-law... ',19.1156258,81.9452981,'Chokar','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/788');
119 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(787,'My car was in a motorway pile up in the Netherlands.',52.0901422,5.1096649,'utrecht','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/787');
120 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(786,'I tripped over and fell on top of my gran while we were out on a walk in Dumfries',54.8974419,-3.6732886,'caulkerbush','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/786');
121 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(785,'Did I tell you about the most awful Christmas dinner I had in the Falklands one year?',-51.827387,-58.973067,'falklands, goose green','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/785');
122 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(784,'My wife was so horny on our trip to Queensland last month',-27.0806428,152.7706381,'mount mee','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/784');
123 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(783,'I''m driving all the way down to the Côte-d''Azur on Saturday.',43.552847,7.017369,'cannes','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/783');
124 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(782,'My wife is just home after climbing a Scottish mountain with the Flowerpot Men. ',56.777251,-5.003461,'Ben Nevis','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/782');
125 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(781,'I went on a date with a beautiful girl from Ireland',54.6554798,-5.674815,'bangor uk','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/781');
126 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(780,'Whilst on holiday in Tanzania my entire family narrowly escaped an attack by a shoal of crocodiles.',-6.822921,39.269661,'Dar es salaam','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/780');
127 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(779,'My wife and her friend got waitressing jobs in Transylvania.',45.655651,25.6108,'Braşov','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/779');
128 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(778,'My wife''s flying out to America to take part in the California fruit census.',45.9735396,-101.993438,'Orange County','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/778');
129 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(777,'My wife''s gone to the East End for breast enhancement surgery.',51.50439,-0.05592,'wapping, london','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/777');
130 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(776,'I just saw Amy Winehouse at the end of the Northern Line.',51.6529294,-0.1996059,'high barnet','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/776');
131 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(775,'My wife was groped on a weekend break in Derbyshire.',53.2353575,-1.4241462,'chesterfield','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/775');
132 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(774,'I''ve just booked two stunning call girls from North Norfolk.',52.942789,1.208523,'sheringham','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/774');
133 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(773,'I gave my wife a right good seeing to in a town in Norfolk.',52.8303531,0.8471335,'Fakenham','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/773');
134 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(772,'I went to Israel recently and picked up eleven new cows!',31.7857,35.2007,'Jerusalem','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/772');
135 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(771,'My wife got attacked by an australian marsupial in the capital of Malaysia last week.',3.139003,101.686855,'kuala lumpar','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/771');
136 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(770,'I have just been to the annual dinner of the west midlands anorexic association.',52.5233915,-1.4650947,'Nuneaton','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/770');
137 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(769,'I heard some people somewhere in India are not happy with Obama''s performance as president.',22.76,88.37,'Barrackpore','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/769');
138 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(768,'I went to a music awards ceremony in Hawaii last week.',21.3069444,-157.8583333,'Honolulu','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/768');
139 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(767,'I once went out with a girl from the South-West who was a practising Catholic.',50.7218,-3.533617,'Exeter','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/767');
140 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(766,'I found every size of underwear in the world at this one place in Florida.',28.1141841,-81.6178536,'Haines City FL','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/766');
141 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(765,'So I was in this motel about five miles from Walt Disney World...',28.2919557,-81.407571,'Kissimmee FL','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/765');
142 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(764,'I got that new rose bush somewhere in Florida.',28.0186323,-82.1128641,'Plant City FL','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/764');
143 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(763,'God made us leave the garden just because of that damned viper.',28.0197404,-82.7717684,'Dunedin','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/763');
144 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(762,'I lost money betting on a street magician in a small Victorian town. One of those games where you have to keep track of a little ball.',-35.1696523,141.8076162,'Underbool','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/762');
145 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(761,'My whole family are farmers in rural New South Wales.',-32.8997751,144.3004456,'Ivanhoe, New South Wales','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/761');
146 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(760,'My wife just moved into a apartment in a Seattle suburb',47.4828776,-122.2170661,'Renton, WA','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/760');
147 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(759,'My wife was drinking heavily in a city in the northwest United States.',47.2528768,-122.4442906,'Tacoma, WA','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/759');
148 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(758,'My wife just did a huge amount of laundry in the Pacific Northwest of the United States.',47.7510741,-120.7401386,'Washington State','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/758');
149 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(757,'My daughter has just moced to the Nullabor Plain.',-31.5009472,131.8241905,'Yalata, South Australia','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/757');
150 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(756,'I was in a town not far from Adelaide last week and I saw one of those X-Factor judges.',-33.6836181,136.9249075,'Cowell, South Australia','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/756');
151 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(755,'I''ve just competed in a running race in Australia.',-37.0563701,142.7804418,'Stawell','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/755');
152 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(754,'I''ve just returned from my rugby tour of Australia but I got an injury in a scrum.',-33.8689009,151.2070914,'Sydney','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/754');
153 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(753,'I grow flowers on New South Wales central coast.',-32.9068234,151.7272977,'Waratah','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/753');
154 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(752,'I used to be a farmer on Tasmania''s north west coast but I offended a local god and he scattered my produce to the 4 corners of the globe.',-40.6873827,144.7184091,'Woolnorth','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/752');
155 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(751,'I''ve just bought a heap of iron ore on Tasmania''s north west coast.',-40.8419763,145.1257907,'Smithton, Tasmania','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/751');
156 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(750,'I''ve just been to visit my sisters in central Tasmania.',-42.3843683,147.0090844,'Bothwell','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/750');
157 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(749,'My wife just picked out a costume for a comic book convention in southeast Turkey.',37.881168,41.13509,'Batman, Turkey','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/749');
158 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(748,'I ran into one of your relatives when I was in Ireland last week.',54.3475392,-6.6561082,'Armagh','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/748');
159 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(747,'My wife and I watched an episode of South Park in a city in southern Ireland.',52.6537541,-7.2479833,'kilkenny','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/747');
160 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(746,'My girlfriend made me try Viagra when we went on holiday round Dartmoor.',50.7395766,-3.9990848,'Okehampton','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/746');
161 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(745,'My doctor referred me to a specialist just outside Maidenhead.',51.495671,-0.742158,'Cox Green','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/745');
162 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(744,'I had seafood in Korea last night.',37.566535,126.9779692,'Seoul','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/744');
163 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(743,'I had a date with an Irish girl last night.',53.2737969,-9.0517799,'Galway','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/743');
164 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(742,'I had a date with a girl from a village in Hertfordshire',51.8327272,-0.2144141,'Welwyn','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/742');
165 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(741,'I''ve just been horse-riding in Devon',50.48134,-3.78291,'Buckfastleigh','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/741');
166 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(740,'My bald uncle went to Lancashire.',53.5442699,-2.631063,'Wigan','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/740');
167 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(739,'I''ve just come back from an art class in Devon.',50.4408086,-3.5863184,'Paignton','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/739');
168 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(738,'I like to go on cycling holidays in North Wales',53.0469077,-2.9916733,'Wrexham','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/738');
169 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(737,'I''ve just booked a relaxing holiday in Romania.',51.5001524,-0.1262362,'london','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/737');
170 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(735,'My Wife''s bought some furniture from Weymouth',50.7390661,-2.3382346,'Dorset','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/735');
171 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(734,'I ain''t been to that town near Hayling Island yet.',50.8566072,-0.9855933,'Havant, UK','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/734');
172 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(733,'My Auntie likes her new house in rural Sussex, except for the neighbours who are sometimes noisy at night.',50.8895059,-0.2257323,'Fulking','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/733');
173 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(732,'I bought a sofa in Derbyshire last week.',53.2353575,-1.4241462,'chesterfield','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/732');
174 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(731,'I''m going to stop off on the way back from Bishop''s Stortford and collect your Hearing Aid.',51.8100844,-0.0291136,'Ware, UK','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/731');
175 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(730,'My trousers broke when I was in Croatia.',43.5069058,16.4424496,'Split','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/730');
176 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(729,'I went to look at examples of typography in Germany, and was surprised at how awful some were.',50.3364721,7.7124583,'bad ems','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/729');
177 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(728,'I was in Hertfordshire and saw a woman with the most amazing eyebrows.',51.64299,-0.360455,'bushey','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/728');
178 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(727,'My car is always in a garage in Shropshire because it''s constantly on the fritz.',52.6777266,-2.449284,'telford','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/727');
179 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(726,'Have you seen the new motor I got from a dealer near Middlesbrough?',54.6030047,-1.0776258,'Redcar','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/726');
180 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(725,'Last night I dreamt that I had sex with 3 wenches at King Arthur''s castle.',52.0190289,-0.7704274,'England','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/725');
181 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(724,'I''ve got to go all the way to a specialist on the Sussex coast to have this abscess treated.',50.8322905,-0.3186248,'Lancing, West Sussex','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/724');
182 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(723,'I''m very concerned about the financial status of some of the members of this band from the Malay Peninsula.',1.352083,103.819836,'Singapore','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/723');
183 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(722,'I''m going on a trip to Italy, but my cousin is going to meet me there and I can''t stand his demeanor.',37.3979297,14.6587821,'Sicily','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/722');
184 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(721,'My girlfriend and I are thinking about making a trip to eastern Florida for our honeymoon.',29.2108147,-81.0228331,'Daytona Beach','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/721');
185 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(720,'My wife''s attempting to place 9th Century Martyrs under Suffolk soil.',52.248726,0.705933,'Bury St Edmunds','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/720');
186 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(719,'My wife''s damaging a statue of a Fight Club cast member in an Oxfordshire market town!',51.9413889,-1.5459315,'Chipping Norton','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/719');
187 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(718,'My wife''s going to use a ghastly yellow paint to decorate the outside of our house in an Essex market town!',52.0232922,0.2430344,'Saffron Walden','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/718');
188 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(717,'My wife''s in hospital! She swallowed a brass object in a city in Bangladesh!',22.3666667,91.8,'Chittagong','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/717');
189 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(716,'I''ve damaged my boat near a Humberside town.',53.7443412,-0.3324433,'Hull','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/716');
190 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(715,'My wife is thinking of setting up a business selling yoghurt in a small town north of Portland.',45.8659467,-122.4062074,'yacolt','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/715');
191 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(714,'Did you hear the Queen is giving an MBE to a female singer from the 60s/70s who goes by one name? The presentation ceremony will be held in a major Hawaiian city.',21.3069444,-157.8583333,'honolulu','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/714');
192 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(713,'My wife''s gone on holiday to the Caribbean.',15.414999,-61.370976,'Dominica','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/713');
193 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(712,'My wife''s gone on holiday to the Caribbean.',11.2673788,-60.6517354,'Tobago','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/712');
194 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(711,'My wife''s just seen the director of The Royal Tenenbaums using a popular microblogging site in a village in West Sussex.',50.7806377,-0.8956463,'West Wittering','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/711');
195 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(710,'I met a young man near Coventry but really, he wasn''t my sort of chap.',52.3918812,-1.6492165,'Balsall common','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/710');
196 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(709,'I got soaked cycling on the road between Buckingham and Aylesbury!',51.855856,-0.819422,'Weedon, Aylesbury, Buckinghamshire','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/709');
197 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(708,'I took my granny''s best friend to southern France recently for a dirty weekend',43.604363,1.4429513,'Toulouse','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/708');
198 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(707,'I''m thinking of moving to a Northern suburb of Melbourne',-37.7545329,144.9618196,'Moreland, VIC, Australia','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/707');
199 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(706,'Where''s the best proctologist in the Chiltern Hills?',51.7631131,-0.74125,'Wendover bucks','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/706');
200 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(705,'My wife and I went to North Wales after our wedding day.',53.2278085,-4.1340488,'Bangor wales','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/705');
201 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(704,'My wife went to a moon of Jupiter.',28.3883333,-80.6036111,'Cape canaveral','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/704');
202 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(703,'My wife went to Northern Italy last week.',44.4070624,8.9339889,'Genoa','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/703');
203 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(701,'Went to a gay pride event, on an island in a British Crown Dependency last month',54.236107,-4.548056,'Isle of Mann','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/701');
204 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(700,'A young deer has just fallen into a cauldren of preserved meat in the Queen''s london residence',53.3620924,-1.4886855,'S71NZ','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/700');
205 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(699,'My wife took me on a romantic break in the Lake District.',54.6635873,-3.3672278,'Cockermouth','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/699');
206 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(698,'My wife went to a Caribbean island and was chopped up by an industrial threshing machine.',21.521757,-77.781167,'Cuba','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/698');
207 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(697,'I bought some Turkeys for Christmas from a small village in Northumberland.',55.5281076,-1.9116989,'chillingham northumberland','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/697');
208 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(696,'I went to Eastleigh the other day.',50.9879376,-1.3741026,'eastleigh','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/696');
209 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(695,'My friends are all off on holiday without me in Kent',51.363137,0.281557,'Fawkham','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/695');
210 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(694,'Last week, I randomly met one of my best friends from high school in Rhode Island!',41.8239891,-71.4128343,'Providence','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/694');
211 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(693,'Your wife tells me you stopped her getting the ferry from Fionnphort to that little island off Mull.',56.324941,-6.365019,'Fionnphort','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/693');
212 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(692,'My wife won''t stop talking about her holiday in a small Sussex village',50.82317,-0.6086326,'Yapton','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/692');
213 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(691,'I''ve just been to northwest France to buy an old Volkswagen',47.9959505,-4.0999223,'Quimper','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/691');
214 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(690,'We get our lubricants from South East Europe',39.074208,21.824312,'Greece','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/690');
215 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(689,'My wife went to a sea port in Albania',41.153332,20.168331,'Albania','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/689');
216 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(688,'I tried to swim to some islands off Land''s End.',49.925002,-6.298672,'Isles of Scilly','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/688');
217 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(687,'I got really sun burnt in the middle east last week',21.512583,55.923255,'Oman','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/687');
218 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(686,'My wife went topless in Brittany',48.3906042,-4.4869013,'Brest','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/686');
219 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(685,'my wife''s gone to the caribbean for the arts.',14.5401107,-74.9676365,'caribbean','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/685');
220 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(684,'My wife broke her ankle in west london',51.5133506,-0.3042136,'ealing','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/684');
221 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(683,'My wife went to Scandanavia.',60.472024,8.468946,'norway','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/683');
222 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(682,'My wife has a charity collection in South Wales.',51.8248492,-3.0209083,'i fenni','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/682');
223 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(681,'I could do with a holiday in Romania',44.4325,26.1038889,'bucharest','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/681');
224 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(680,'My investment in Ireland is doing well.',53.344104,-6.2674937,'dublin','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/680');
225 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(679,'I had a picture of my grandad from Massachustets',41.2834563,-70.0994605,'nantucket','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/679');
226 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(678,'my wife wants me to join her in Mexico',32.525,-117.0,'tijuana','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/678');
227 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(677,'My wife bought me ill fitting pants from France',43.1251606,5.9311119,'toulon','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/677');
228 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(676,'I''ve just got back from Eastern Europe. I tell you what, they love their fish eggs out there.',45.943161,24.96676,'Romania','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/676');
229 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(675,'I got a dicky tummy when I was driving up the Essex coast the other day. I had to pull over in a seaside town',51.540905,0.71149,'Southend-on-sea','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/675');
230 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(674,'''I’m off on a protest march in North Africa. Wanna come?''',28.033886,1.659626,'Algeria','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/674');
231 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(673,'I''m off to an Island off the East Coast of Africa next week to attempt to gain support for a methane powered road vehicle I''ve been developing',-20.348404,57.552152,'mauritius','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/673');
232 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(672,'I recently took my vain friend on holiday to the Indian subcontinent.',30.375321,69.345116,'Pakistan','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/672');
233 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(671,'Last week I visited my friend at the psychiatric hospital in South America.',3.919305,-56.027783,'Suriname','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/671');
234 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(670,'I went to watch a movie on the English riviera the other day.',50.468227,-3.532226,'Torquay','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/670');
235 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(669,'A nice man fixed my car radio when I was in North Africa.',33.886917,9.537499,'تونس','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/669');
236 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(668,'I got my ''Advanced Knotting'' scout badge while on holiday in the far east.',23.69781,120.960515,'Taiwan','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/668');
237 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(667,'My wife''s just had extensive dental work on a trip to North Africa.',33.886917,9.537499,'Tunisia','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/667');
238 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(666,'My wife went to Hampshire for a Brazilian',50.8758752,-1.6327718,'New forest, Hampshire','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/666');
239 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(665,'I was gonna ask your wife if she wanted to come extreme skiing with us this year...',63.588753,-154.4930619,'alaska','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/665');
240 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(664,'My wife just came back from a historical tour of the North East...',54.9778404,-1.6129165,'Newcastle','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/664');
241 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(663,'My wife just got back from a locksmiths in Cornwall...',50.4136078,-5.0833641,'newquay','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/663');
242 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(662,'My wife has just had an accident in the south of Spain',37.38264,-5.9962951,'Seville','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/662');
243 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(661,'My wife went to Europe to get our pet swimming rodent a birthday present...',52.3738007,4.8909347,'Amsterdam','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/661');
244 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(660,'I''m taking R2D2 and C3PO to southern Africa',-22.328474,24.684866,'Botswana','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/660');
245 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(659,'I''m going to South Dakota to watch a film about a woman named Susan who attempts the world''s highest tightrope walk!',43.5499749,-96.700327,'Sioux Falls','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/659');
246 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(658,'I''m so angry - I''ve lost my rodent in Holland.',52.3738007,4.8909347,'Amsterdam','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/658');
247 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(657,'Monty Python need more names so they can recreate their famous sketch at a London Airport',51.156785,-0.1699865,'Gatwick','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/657');
248 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(656,'A while back, I did a knife throwing trick with my wife in a circus in Kansas',37.6922361,-97.3375448,'Wichita','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/656');
249 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(655,'I''m heading to the Yorkshire Dales next week.',54.072223,-2.28159,'Settle uk','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/655');
250 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(654,'I''m off to East London to see my dermatologist.',51.5457865,-0.0554184,'Hackney, London','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/654');
251 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(653,'I had a spot of bother with an atomic weapon while rowing up a river in the north east of England.',54.9778404,-1.6129165,'Newcastle','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/653');
252 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(652,'two men have gone on trial for the rape and murder of a girl in india.',15.4253792,73.9830029,'goa','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/652');
253 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(651,'I ran into your brother near a stately home in Kent',51.2672683,0.1946167,'Knole','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/651');
254 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(650,'My wife has gone to a bridge tournament in the South of France.',43.604363,1.4429513,'toulose','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/650');
255 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(649,'My wife''s gone to Italy on holiday.',44.4070624,8.9339889,'Genoa, Italy','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/649');
256 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(648,'My wife went to Hawaii',21.2837771,-157.8361137,'waikiki','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/648');
257 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(647,'I''m going to take Elton John to the Malay Peninsula next week.',1.352083,103.819836,'Singapore','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/647');
258 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(646,'I''ve repainted my boat near Cheltenham.',51.8667425,-2.2486699,'Gloucester, england','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/646');
259 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(645,'I got an award recently for being the most miserable man in surrey',51.3168055,-0.5590802,'woking','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/645');
260 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(644,'I was cutting onions when the missus told me she was leaving me for my dad during our camping holiday in north devon',51.1307384,-4.2242067,'croyde','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/644');
261 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(643,'I ate half an egg in Yorkshire t''other day',53.9577018,-1.0822855,'york','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/643');
262 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(642,'I got savagely beaten up during my trip to the Yorkshire Dales',53.9609781,-2.0119441,'skipton','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/642');
263 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(641,'The cleaner walked in on me and the missus whilst doing the deed on a dirty weekend away in devon',50.7218,-3.533617,'Exeter','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/641');
264 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(640,'I just got stood up on a date outside Shipley',53.8473386,-1.7853525,'baildon, england','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/640');
265 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(639,'I just had a right massive feast north of Winchester',51.08862,-1.2978222,'Kings Worthy, England','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/639');
266 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(638,'I just saw some old fashioned buses near Farnborough',51.2765596,-0.8421516,'fleet, england','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/638');
267 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(637,'I just bought a raffle ticket from a follicularly challenged convetion in Hampshire',51.0629403,-1.3165037,'winchester, england','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/637');
268 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(636,'I gave a lecture just outside Chelmsford the other day',51.7575751,0.5409425,'Boreham, Essex','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/636');
269 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(635,'We were driving through this small hamlet in Staffordshire, when she asked me, "What''s the Spanish word for a road that''s goes through a river.."',52.6909829,-1.7210856,'Elford','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/635');
270 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(634,'My friend''s just been in a karaoke contest in East Asia.',1.352083,103.819836,'Singapore','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/634');
271 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(633,'I got up to some hanky-panky just south of Tattershall.',53.0859451,-0.2065213,'Dogdyke','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/633');
272 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(632,'Can you give me a lift to a village near Wragby?',53.2618264,-0.3370431,'Apley','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/632');
273 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(631,'I''m trying to find one of the apostles in Romford',51.4575421,-0.1161163,'St Matthew''s Close, London','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/631');
274 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(630,'I''m going to a trade fair in München.',48.1391265,11.5801863,'München','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/630');
275 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(629,'I''m trying to book the guest of honour for a Star Trek Convention in south-east Ireland.',51.897167,-8.477869,'Cork','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/629');
276 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(628,'I''m really angry with my mate in the South East of Ireland',52.6537541,-7.2479833,'kilkenny, ireland','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/628');
277 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(627,'I''m taking my brother''s child to the South of France next week',43.7034273,7.2662656,'Nice, France','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/627');
278 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(626,'I had Christmas dinner in Belgium.',50.8462807,4.3547273,'Brussels','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/626');
279 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(625,'I''ve just got back from climbing a mountain in the Himalayas.',27.98002,86.921543,'Mount Everest','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/625');
280 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(624,'I spent a lovely night in an animal''s lair in Scandinavia.',56.26392,9.501785,'Denmark','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/624');
281 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(623,'Guess which ancient Mesopotamian site I''m going to visit.',30.8737,46.0321,'Ur, Iraq','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/623');
282 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(622,'I''ve got a large quantity of paper in a town in France.',49.2566023,4.0330909,'Reims','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/622');
283 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(621,'I''m off on holiday to the Himalayas with a load of money.',29.647951,91.117006,'Tibet','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/621');
284 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(620,'My children misbehaved on holiday in a small town in the Isle Of Wight.',50.72135,-1.258592,'Whippingham, Isle Of Wight','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/620');
285 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(619,'When I went to school in Somerset, the other kids used to point at me and shout rude names.',51.0146532,-3.1034462,'Taunton','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/619');
286 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(618,'I''m off to the West Country to eat jelly.',51.0587013,-2.9499066,'Somerset, England','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/618');
287 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(617,'I''m off to a little village near Norton Ash in Kent to make fun of the homeless.',51.3242861,0.8332838,'Mockbeggar, Kent','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/617');
288 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(616,'I danced in Guinea last year?',10.7283738,-9.3617248,'Kankan, Guinea','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/616');
289 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(615,'My wife went on holiday to Indonesia last week',-0.789275,113.921327,'Indonesia','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/615');
290 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(614,'I saw a bunch of buskers in south London the other day.',51.4638648,-0.1681249,'Clapham, London','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/614');
291 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(613,'My Aunt slept with a whole krautrock group somewhere in North America in the early seventies.',56.130366,-106.346771,'Canada','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/613');
292 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(612,'Hello Granddad!  You know, I spent last week in a little village near Carmarthen!',51.8293449,-4.2878072,'cwmffrwd','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/612');
293 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(611,'George IV loved to go shopping',51.513707,-0.1409685,'Regent Street, London','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/611');
294 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(610,'That river looks very odd to me',60.5019444,-150.7622222,'funny river','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/610');
295 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(609,'I have a Russian friend who is a superb detective, he walks around the town at night listening to people talking and soon finds the criminals!',45.0,34.0,'crimea russia','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/609');
296 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(608,'There''s a debt collector, and she''s resorting to horrific levels of violence in certain parts of America',41.8780025,-93.097702,'iwoa','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/608');
297 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(607,'My car got stolen last week. Now the police say it''s turned up in a village just off the A303 near Yeovil.',50.9711915,-2.7156168,'tintinhull somerset','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/607');
298 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(606,'I was on a commuter train going through Exeter, when a man who claimed to know Jesus got on and sat next to me.',50.716262,-3.539802,'st thomas, exeter','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/606');
299 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(605,'I met a Frenchman who lives in a village in Devon, just west of Tiverton.',50.915517,-3.546854,'frogwell','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/605');
300 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(604,'I organised a Christmas party just outside Ilfracombe.',51.194647,-4.139183,'higher slade','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/604');
301 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(603,'I was driving through a village on the A361 on my way to Ilfracombe when a cat ran out in front of me.',51.122246,-4.155325,'kittywell','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/603');
302 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(602,'I was chased by a sex maniac on the upper banks of the river Tamar last night.',50.464588,-4.208414,'holes hole','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/602');
303 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(601,'I was admiring the views overlooking Plymouth Sound from the Cornish side yesterday, when I got cornered by a religious maniac.',50.345434,-4.190753,'maker','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/601');
304 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(600,'Quick I need the toilet, Know one around here?',50.3562534,-4.4567046,'looe','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/600');
305 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(599,'I took a wrong turn on the Cornish coast after a round of golf, and accidentally drove over a cliff.',50.339053,-4.738599,'carlyon bay','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/599');
306 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(598,'I may have fathered a child many years ago, when I was living in Cornwall.',50.351282,-4.701779,'par','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/598');
307 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(597,'My girlfriend visited the US at Halloween and never came back',37.6922361,-97.3375448,'wichita','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/597');
308 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(596,'I went on an Indian-themed boat trip up a river in Cornwall yesterday, and now my guts are playing up something rotten.',50.2292643,-4.9835269,'fal river cornwall','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/596');
309 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(595,'I went to this beach in South Devon, but my day was ruined by horrible little brats shouting and screaming and running around all over the place.',50.28393,-3.885641,'bantham','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/595');
310 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(594,'My yacht ran aground last summer on the beach in Kent where the bouncing bomb was tested.',51.3783605,1.1976541,'reculver','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/594');
311 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(593,'I spent a week in a seaside village in East Cornwall last summer. I can''t say I enjoyed it.',50.33333,-4.201416,'kingsand','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/593');
312 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(592,'I''m renting a house in South Devon next weekend, so I can chill out with a few friends.',50.234611,-3.769469,'salcombe','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/592');
313 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(591,'Learnt how to play Arabic music in the Middle East recently',25.354826,51.183884,'qatar','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/591');
314 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(590,'I''m going on a Stag weekend in Belgium.',50.6496997,3.9235204,'silly','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/590');
315 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(589,'I''ve just been up a mountain in South America.',-35.675147,-71.542969,'Chile','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/589');
316 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(588,'I had a rather close encounter with a sexually aggressive man whilst on holiday in Hong Kong',22.228,113.933,'Tong Fuk','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/588');
317 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(587,'My wife and daughter spent the summer working on some Portuguese islands in the Atlantic.',38.7216415,-27.2205771,'azores','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/587');
318 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(586,'I once met a man who claimed he was so poor he had to live in a bucket somewhere near St Austell.',50.3140327,-4.8525819,'hewaswater','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/586');
319 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(585,'Morecambe and Wise bought a house in Plymouth once.',50.4186111,-4.1772222,'ernesettle','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/585');
320 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(584,'I was constipated for a week, but a visit to the edge of Dartmoor did the trick.',50.4905041,-4.1119937,'crapstone','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/584');
321 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(583,'Bill Clinton''s having a very relaxing holiday in Cornwall.',50.1881028,-5.4205744,'hayle','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/583');
322 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(582,'I''ve heard that Elvis is alive, but living in fear down in Devon.',50.4981209,-3.5786218,'kingskerswell','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/582');
323 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(581,'I fell asleep sunbathing at a nudist camp in Somerset.',50.8727119,-2.9658802,'chard, somerset','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/581');
324 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(580,'Honda''s robot fell off a ruined castle in Cornwall.',50.6634695,-4.7426236,'tintagel','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/580');
325 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(579,'One of Dick Dastardly''s pilots finally stopped the pigeon somewhere in Plymouth yesterday.',50.3822167,-4.1338941,'mutley plain','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/579');
326 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(578,'A spaceship crashed into a cave this morning. It''s utter carnage.',51.2222551,-2.6703673,'wookey hole','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/578');
327 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(577,'Last week I went to an all-you-can-eat restaurant in the West Country, but they''d run out of everything but cheese sandwiches.',51.2863889,-2.7602778,'cheddar gorge','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/577');
328 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(576,'It was so cold in mid-Devon last year that I got frostbite in my privates. The doctors had to amputate, and to make matters worse there''d been cutbacks in the orthopaedic department.',50.7395766,-3.9990848,'okehampton','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/576');
329 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(575,'There''s a group of narrow-minded cowboys holed up somewhere in the depths of Cornwall.',50.3924823,-4.9318835,'indian queens','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/575');
330 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(574,'I bought an off-road bike on the English Riviera yesterday.',50.468227,-3.532226,'torquay','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/574');
331 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(573,'I went to a music festival in a run-down part of Plymouth the other day.',50.36998,-4.122114,'Prince Rock','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/573');
332 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(572,'I picked up a hot date on a roundabout in Plymouth.',50.3780556,-4.1469444,'Pennycomequick','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/572');
333 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(571,'I''m having difficulty planning my holiday to Austria.',48.017954,13.481956,'Pfaffing','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/571');
334 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(570,'I really loved you until I met Berg.......',49.794256,9.927489,'wurzburg','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/570');
335 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(568,'Tripped over and my head ended up in a girl''s cleavage....',48.9950588,11.2099268,'titting','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/568');
336 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(567,'I am wearing Jodhpurs and have reached the Bristol Channel very quickly.',51.3476249,-2.9793002,'Weston-Super-Mare','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/567');
337 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(566,'Went on an orgy last week in Austria and the people just wanted to have sex the whole time!',48.067541,12.862529,'fucking','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/566');
338 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(565,'Went to a great venue last night in India, fantastic music!!!!!!',8.503696,76.952187,'trivandrum','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/565');
339 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(564,'Me and a friend of mine who was in the Royal Flying Corps during the First World War had to cross a stream in Bedfordshire wearing big wellies.',52.08726,-0.2664656,'Biggleswade','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/564');
340 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(563,'Had a friend who went to work in the US in a laundry but found it took up all his time',38.8951118,-77.0363658,'washington','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/563');
341 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(562,'I went to France last year and had a purrrrfect time!',45.5524297,6.4534278,'pussy','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/562');
342 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(561,'Met a complete idiot in a town in Sierra Leone last year.',7.255055,-11.5991,'tosser','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/561');
343 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(560,'Went on holiday to a town in Iran and had a really bad time....',36.480412,53.557671,'Shit','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/560');
344 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(558,'Went to the Mediterranean yesterday and ate loads of seafood!',40.1208752,9.0128926,'sardinia','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/558');
345 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(557,'My arse really hurts, in fact I''ve found some splinters in it',50.8500541,-1.780805,'ringwood','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/557');
346 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(556,'I bought my dad''s Christmas present in one of the Channel Islands yesterday',49.214439,-2.13125,'jersey','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/556');
347 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(555,'I had a sandwich in a town in Surrey',51.2727606,-0.4005611,'Effingham UK','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/555');
348 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(554,'I saw some cattle in a village in Hampshire',50.8992843,-1.0220634,'Cowplain','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/554');
349 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(553,'Picked up a rash from somewhere near Southampton',50.902222,-1.366474,'itchen','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/553');
350 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(552,'I''m feeling horny, what''s on stage at the theatre in this town near Memphis?',35.6145169,-88.8139469,'jackson','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/552');
351 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(551,'Holiday we went, ummm, 3rd planet in the System of Solar, little one, blue/green it is.',34.2331373,-102.4107493,'earth','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/551');
352 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(550,'There was a massive outside orgy just east of Lincoln.',53.2439177,-0.3391976,'stainfield','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/550');
353 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(549,'There was a rave due to take place in a field, just east of Lincoln, when the heavens opened.',53.169386,-0.384262,'nocton fen','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/549');
354 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(548,'Let''s make a porno in Lincolnshire.',53.2080692,-0.1146891,'horncastle','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/548');
355 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(547,'There''s a Lincolnshire village where a cafe celebrates pickles.',53.2085175,-0.4122425,'branston booths','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/547');
356 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(546,'My ears are cold here in Lincolnshire.',53.1045544,-0.1894671,'Tattershall','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/546');
357 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(545,'It''s bloody cold here just south of Oldham',53.522697,-2.108386,'Hathershaw','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/545');
358 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(544,'Have to go and work in North East Africa next week!!',12.862807,30.217636,'sudan','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/544');
359 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(543,'Just had a smashing holiday',39.619299,19.919585,'corfu','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/543');
360 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(542,'We saw a nuisance man get arrested last week',47.4984056,19.0407578,'budapest','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/542');
361 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(541,'My friends went out in London last night drinking, one of them ended up chucking up at the tube station',51.4951117,-0.254533,'turnham green','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/541');
362 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(540,'My wife''s just been to the capital of Alaska, but I can''t remember what it''s called.',58.3019444,-134.4197222,'Juneau','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/540');
363 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(539,'Went to the local town to get my eyes checked out as I have really bad eye sight these days',41.8973268,-70.5494754,'cedar bushes','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/539');
364 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(538,'Spent the whole weekend wondering whether to take the job in Eastern Europe',47.411631,28.369885,'moldova','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/538');
365 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(537,'Had a terrible stomach ache after eating too much fruit when in India',11.93288,79.837067,'puducherry','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/537');
366 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(536,'My ex girlfriend had a fantastic holiday in India',12.86936,74.84256,'mangalore','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/536');
367 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(535,'spent no money when I stayed in India last week',12.3033,76.645866,'mysore','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/535');
368 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(534,'took lots of presents to give to the children in the town I stayed in Sri Lanka',7.284459,80.637459,'kandy','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/534');
369 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(533,'Had a great curry when I was in India last week!',13.060416,80.249634,'madras','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/533');
370 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(532,'Have you seen the news reports of a group of backpackers suffering from severe frostbite after getting lost in a mountain range in South America?',-20.0,-67.0,'andes mountains','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/532');
371 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(531,'Took my girlfriend on a romantic holiday to the Lake District last weekend',54.6635873,-3.3672278,'cockermouth','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/531');
372 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(530,'I''ve just been reviewing the interest rates on loans available here in my home town in Alaska.',64.8377778,-147.7163889,'Fairbanks','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/530');
373 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(529,'My grandfather played cricket for the Russian Cavalry in Mongolia',47.921378,106.90554,'ulaanbaatar','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/529');
374 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(528,'Went on holiday to Albania and felt ill all the time....',42.048828,19.911421,'puke','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/528');
375 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(527,'I''m travelling to a town in Canada''s Yukon territory to buy some livestock.',60.719692,-135.052288,'whitehorse','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/527');
376 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(526,'I will be going to a culinary college in Siberia to learn how to cook bread and other bakery items. It''s a small town in the Evenki region.',61.6817092,96.3639602,'Baykit','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/526');
377 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(525,'Watched an old cop pgm on holiday in Sri Lanka',6.927468,79.848358,'colombo','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/525');
378 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(524,'Let''s have a coffee together, and I''ll tell you about my next holiday destination in Indonesia.',-7.6145292,110.7122465,'Java','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/524');
379 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(523,'I had to go to go to an airport in Madagascar last night to pick up some female relatives.',-18.914872,47.531612,'antananarivo','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/523');
380 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(522,'I went to the shops this morning to buy a turkey from the Butchers but they couldn''t serve me due to technical difficulties',52.9358295,-2.6837299,'tilstock','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/522');
381 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(521,'My wife wants to go on holiday to Mexico',32.533489,-117.018204,'Tijuana, Mexico','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/521');
382 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(520,'I had a long trip in the snow yesterday to the emergency doctors surgery - severe pains in my nether regions!',52.448317,-1.831046,'Acocks Green','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/520');
383 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(519,'A ship ran aground off the Sussex coast',50.8031971,-0.5139857,'Rustington, West Sussex','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/519');
384 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(518,'I used to run a second hand tool store in America',44.0682019,-114.7420408,'Idaho','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/518');
385 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(517,'I killed a man in Cheshire',53.3621218,-2.7328855,'widness','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/517');
386 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(516,'I''ve just returned from a symposium in Finland discussing the use of puerile Christian imagery in children''s literature.',60.1698791,24.9384078,'Helsinki','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/516');
387 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(515,'My wife''s just been beaten up in the Australasia section of a zoo in Malaysia.',3.2331777,101.7083134,'Kuala Lumpur','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/515');
388 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(514,'I''ve just come back from a choral tour of Afghanistan.',34.4344,70.4612,'Jalalabad','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/514');
389 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(513,'I went to visit my Aunt in the north-east recently.',54.9778404,-1.6129165,'Newcastle','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/513');
390 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(512,'Eee by gum, you know how you lent me your suit for t''interview in t''Eastern Vietnam, I gone and spil''t my soup down it!',11.88327,108.959198,'Thon ma ty','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/512');
391 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(511,'I met a sexy young thing while on holiday in Vietnam!',11.47498,107.0867,'Foukar','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/511');
392 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(510,'My wife got drunk and slept with the bellboy while on holiday in a small village near Strasbourg...',49.0510332,7.4237832,'Bitche','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/510');
393 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(509,'My friend''s girlfriend went missing near the Danish capital.',55.6414856,12.0804175,'Roskilde','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/509');
394 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(508,'I crashed my scooter in Thailand',7.9843109,98.3307468,'Phuket, Thailand','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/508');
395 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(507,'My son got a great new house in France.',43.604363,1.4429513,'toulouse, france','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/507');
396 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(506,'I met cracking girl in India last month.',15.4253792,73.9830029,'Goa','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/506');
397 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(505,'My husband had a terrible time outside of Trondheim.',63.444518,10.9041299,'hell, norway','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/505');
398 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(504,'I had quite bad wind in a little town in Denmark',55.5069211,9.7283975,'middelfart, denmark','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/504');
399 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(503,'My Chinese friend had car trouble near Kidderminster.',52.4036713,-2.1785142,'Blakedown','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/503');
400 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(502,'I went to my doctors near Kidderminster about my rash.',52.390993,-2.086462,'Bell End','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/502');
401 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(501,'I saw an animal in a river just outside Århus.',55.973076,10.1529546,'Odder','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/501');
402 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(500,'I took a few days off from work recently',11.15,37.3166667,'Lieu, West Gonjam, Amhara, Ethiopia','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/500');
403 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(499,'I bought a new car in Hertfordshire',51.6548556,-0.3982031,'Watford','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/499');
404 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(498,'I was in Lincolnshire recently, and wrote a song for my Granny',52.9154232,-0.6402773,'Grantham, lincolnshire','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/498');
405 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(496,'A woman stopped me out of the blue while I was on holiday in Northern Italy recently.',44.4070624,8.9339889,'Genoa','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/496');
406 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(497,'I got a tattoo the other day in Lancashire the other day that said "Hello Mum"',53.7577292,-2.7034403,'preston','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/497');
407 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(495,'I wanted to do some archery this weekend, but I left an important bit of kit in Middlesex',51.5788094,-0.3337605,'Harrow','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/495');
408 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(494,'My car has broken down and I don''t know how to get the last couple of miles to the town just south of Lincoln...',53.182458,-0.5882125,'North Hykeham','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/494');
409 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(493,'I''ve just been to a town on The Tyne.',54.9786101,-1.4837329,'Jarrow','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/493');
410 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(491,'My wife isn''t ready for our trip to Eastern Europe',61.52401,105.318756,'Russia','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/491');
411 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(490,'My friends have been staying in my holiday cottage north of Middlesbrough.',54.5944425,-1.2917945,'Billingham','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/490');
412 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(489,'My greenhouse got destroyed by a tornado in a Scottish city...',55.8656274,-4.2572227,'glasgow','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/489');
413 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(488,'I got lost in a Swiss suburb the other day.',46.96318,7.464781,'Wankdorf','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/488');
414 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(487,'I bought a bag of crisps in the capital of Israel',31.7857,35.2007,'jersualem','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/487');
415 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(486,'My uncle''s buying an arable farm in Indonesia.',-8.4095178,115.188916,'http://maps.gstatic.com/intl/en_ALL/mapfiles/markerTransparent.png','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/486');
416 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(485,'I''m going to a show in a former mining town in the north-east.',54.8608155,-1.8423528,'Consett','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/485');
417 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(484,'I saw a spectral figure in the East Riding of Yorkshire.',53.703525,-0.871465,'Goole','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/484');
418 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(483,'I''ve just been to a lovely little place just north of Hayling Island near Portsmouth',50.8566072,-0.9855933,'Havant','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/483');
419 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(482,'There used to be a bloke in Berkshire who could identify all sorts of cheese',51.4003873,-1.3218591,'Newbury','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/482');
420 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(481,'I just saw on the news that a town in oxfordshire is outlawing some French cheeses.',52.0600205,-1.3404488,'Banbury, oxon','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/481');
421 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(480,'My son''s got a degree from a Berkshire university',51.455,-0.9691667,'Reading, Berkshire','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/480');
422 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(479,'There''s this smart kid who lives on the south coast',50.8197155,-0.1365716,'Brighton','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/479');
423 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(478,'There''s a place in the Isle of Wight that does some really nice milk',50.762371,-1.298609,'Cowes','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/478');
424 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(477,'My brother lives in Wales near Llanidloes',52.5131554,-3.3141213,'Newtown, Wales','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/477');
425 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(476,'I went to see The Specials in Norfolk',52.3776267,1.1063767,'Diss','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/476');
426 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(475,'I went to visit a quaint Hertfordshire town',51.8100844,-0.0291136,'Ware, Hertfordshire','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/475');
427 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(474,'I went to a sculpting exhibition in Kent.',51.2703369,0.523841,'Maidstone Kent','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/474');
428 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(473,'I''m looking forward to spending Christmas in Germany',53.5534074,9.9921962,'hamburg','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/473');
429 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(472,'My wife was in the mid west USA when someone threw a tin of paint over her?',43.911776,-91.358561,'Dakota','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/472');
430 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(471,'Lancashire County Cricket Club is playing a match in Germany',52.5234051,13.4113999,'berlin','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/471');
431 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(470,'I''ve a friend in Lincolnshire who can deceive wasps.',53.1058302,-0.1743393,'coningsby, lincs','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/470');
432 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(469,'I got some dodgy meat from Lancashire',53.541277,-2.117662,'oldham, uk','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/469');
433 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(468,'My brother has recently emigrated to Australia',-33.867139,151.207114,'Sydney','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/468');
434 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(467,'I was driving through Yorkshire when my genitals started singing.',53.5256931,-1.6308068,'Penistone','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/467');
435 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(466,'I hit my thumb with hammer on the rubbish dump near tilbury',51.5284848,0.4740266,'fobbing','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/466');
436 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(465,'My husband and I are about to move to Derbyshire.',53.0975199,-1.3840387,'Alfreton','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/465');
437 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(464,'I''ve got a job interview tomorrow in the ''Lone Star State''.',31.9685988,-99.9018131,'texas','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/464');
438 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(463,'I had a wonderful adventure in the capital of Russia recently...',55.755786,37.617633,'Moscow','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/463');
439 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(462,'I was Flying out of a small Scottish airport when a random gentleman showed me the best way to extinguish a candle.',55.509115,-4.610898,'Prestwick airport','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/462');
440 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(461,'I went shopping in Norway last week and picked up some great souveniers',60.3880719,5.3318512,'Bergen','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/461');
441 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(460,'Im thinking of starting up my own store in the west country',50.766667,-4.55,'poundstock','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/460');
442 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(459,'I was visiting mates in the east of Scotland when we got talking about which member of the ''Friends'' cast I was most like',56.204934,-3.423465,'Kinross,Scotland','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/459');
443 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(458,'Ive got a boxing match in Thailand next week',13.7234186,100.4762319,'bangkok','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/458');
444 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(457,'I got knocked down while travelling around the Japanese coast.',34.718596,136.5056975,'Tsu','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/457');
445 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(456,'I just rented a flat in Somerset.',51.3814282,-2.3574537,'Bath','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/456');
446 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(455,'Because of the downturn, we''ve had to move to a smaller place. It''s in Lanarkshire.',55.6241437,-3.5241015,'biggar, lanarkshire','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/455');
447 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(454,'While we were taking a gondola ride, me and my mates were trying to work out what''s a good kind of diagram to depict all our various relationships.',45.4343363,12.3387844,'venice','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/454');
448 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(453,'I''m helping my nan move to Wiltshire by carrying her plates to her new home in a rucsac.',51.461059,-2.119499,'Chippenham','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/453');
449 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(452,'I''m staying with my family near Reading, and I''m halfway through making them a lovely big Full English breakfast.',51.4109723,-0.8349256,'wokingham','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/452');
450 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(451,'I''ve got a job in the Far East',35.907757,127.766922,'south korea','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/451');
451 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(450,'You know that famous crossing in Tokyo? I did some street theatre there',35.6640352,139.6982122,'Shibuya','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/450');
452 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(449,'My wife just got back from Indonesia.',-6.211544,106.845172,'Jakarta','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/449');
453 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(448,'I went on a camping holiday in Cornwall a few weeks back and I feel like I''ve been holding my breath ever since.',50.1881028,-5.4205744,'hayle','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/448');
454 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(447,'I met an amazing girl on holiday in India',15.4253792,73.9830029,'Goa','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/447');
455 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(446,'On a ramble in Oxfordshire, we were lucky enough to see a badger sett just before we arrived at our final stop.',51.6519319,-1.266053,'Culham Oxfordshire','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/446');
456 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(445,'I hate French radio, so when I drive through the Auvergne, I listen my tapes of old episodes of Just A Minute. One panellist made me laugh so much I had to pull over in this wonderful little mediaeval town...',45.7771681,3.0824177,'Clermont-Ferrand','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/445');
457 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(444,'I was driving through Hertfordshire last week, so I thought I''d take a detour to look at Jennie Bond''s home town.',51.9483557,-0.2822406,'Hitchin Hertfordshire','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/444');
458 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(443,'I was in canada looking for a vauxhall that would be suitable for my Jewish uncle the other day...',44.6922613,-62.6571885,'Nova Scotia','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/443');
459 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(442,'My wife''s been having multiple orgasms since we moved to Norfolk.',52.83028,0.848324,'Fakenham','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/442');
460 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(441,'me and the wife went to the greek islands on holiday',39.2645095,26.2777073,'lesbos','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/441');
461 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(440,'I once heard a volcanoe explode, it scared me so much i fell down the stairs',-6.1527384,105.4360963,'krakatoa','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/440');
462 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(439,'Would you like to come and play cricket with my friend, he lives near the airport?',51.4703429,-0.4534243,'Heathrow, London','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/439');
463 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(438,'I’d like a to get a top hat to take to the races in Hong Kong.',22.375,114.1833333,'Shatin, Hong Kong','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/438');
464 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(437,'I once met a girl in Ireland',52.66634,-8.637348,'Limerick','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/437');
465 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(436,'We''re getting a house in the Emirates',25.271139,55.307485,'dubai','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/436');
466 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(435,'Though my hair is receding I went for a haircut recently.',51.114954,-0.739006,'Hindhead','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/435');
467 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(434,'I was attacked by a bull on on holiday.',50.8123927,-0.4231325,'Goring-by-Sea','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/434');
468 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(433,'My Scottish nephew got caught short whilst walking round a model village in Switzerland',46.9479986,7.4481481,'Berne','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/433');
469 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(432,'My grandmother tidied up my bed sheets when I was staying in a small island 30 miles south of Cape Cod.',41.283208,-70.09923,'Nantucket','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/432');
470 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(431,'I sent my mother-in-law on a one-way ticket to India.',19.017656,72.856178,'Mumbai','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/431');
471 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(430,'I''m leaving Bolton and going to live in a Scandinavian country.',60.472024,8.468946,'Norway','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/430');
472 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(429,'My wife went to America last year, I can''t remember whereabouts though...',63.588753,-154.4930619,'Alaska','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/429');
473 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(428,'I''m going to the East Midlands to cook and then eat my wife...',52.1319884,-0.9884152,'towcester, uk','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/428');
474 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(427,'I''ve been reading the dictionary on my way to the east coast of Scotland',56.4614282,-2.9681109,'Dundee','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/427');
475 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(426,'I took my wife to North Wales for sex in a new place.',53.0469077,-2.9916733,'Wrexham','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/426');
476 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(425,'I took my Wife to North Wales',53.2278085,-4.1340488,'bangor, wales','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/425');
477 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(424,'I''m just going to Canary Wharf for some drinks.',51.5049672,-0.0197931,'Canary Wharf','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/424');
478 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(423,'I saw a pop group in the middle east...',1.352083,103.819836,'signapore','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/423');
479 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(422,'I went camping near Poole',50.7390661,-2.3382346,'dorset uk','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/422');
480 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(420,'I was bored in Indonesia so decided to learn a new programming language.',-7.6145292,110.7122465,'java','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/420');
481 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(419,'I took my dog on holiday to eastern Canada',52.945175,-66.909417,'Labrador canada','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/419');
482 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(418,'I met a nice young lady while visiting Wordsworth''s birthplace.',54.6635873,-3.3672278,'cockermouth','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/418');
483 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(417,'I got fed up of being cold so boarded the first flight to South America.',-35.675147,-71.542969,'chile','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/417');
484 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(416,'I hear there was a fire in Lancashire earlier this week.',53.7500998,-2.4847106,'Blackburn','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/416');
485 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(415,'My wife bought some French cheese in North London..',51.553409,-0.103755,'Highbury','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/415');
486 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(414,'I''ve just visited my parents in Scotland.',55.789136,-3.9954569,'motherwell','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/414');
487 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(413,'My wife ran off to cornwall with our neighbour Winston.',50.5833333,-4.6166667,'brown willy','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/413');
488 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(409,'I came off my motorbike in Brittany last month',48.3003874,-3.9565105,'brasparts','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/409');
489 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(412,'My wife went to the arctic on holiday.',71.706936,-42.604303,'greenland','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/412');
490 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(411,'My wife went all the way to Budapest for some fish and chips last night.',47.162494,19.503304,'Hungary','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/411');
491 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(410,'I went to a casino in France last week.',43.604363,1.4429513,'Toulouse','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/410');
492 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(408,'I went on holiday to Puerto Rico',17.995986,-66.620834,'Ponce','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/408');
493 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(407,'My friend has just opened an off licence in the North West of England',53.4084881,-2.1492931,'Stockport, UK','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/407');
494 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(405,'My wife saw Hugo Chavez in Venezuela',10.49605,-66.898277,'Caracas','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/405');
495 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(406,'My Vietnamese doctor recently prescribed me anti-depressants.',10.75918,106.662498,'Saigon','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/406');
496 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(404,'One of my friend''s has gone to Africa',15.454166,18.732207,'Chad','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/404');
497 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(394,'My wife''s gone to the Outer Hebrides.',58.2436089,-6.6672019,'isle of lewis','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/394');
498 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(402,'My wife stood as a Labour council candidate in the South West.',50.7390661,-2.3382346,'dorset','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/402');
499 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(399,'My wife went to see the doctor in Worcestershire',52.3065851,-1.9440406,'redditch','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/399');
500 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(396,'I went to the finishing line of a road race along Liverpool docks the other day.',53.4107766,-2.9778383,'liverpool','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/396');
501 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(395,'My dad''s just booked us on a package holiday to a small town on the Costa Brava.',39.793056,2.6975,'Costa Brava, Spain','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/395');
502 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(393,'My wife ran a reggae club in Ireland.',53.344104,-6.2674937,'Dublin','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/393');
503 INSERT INTO "jokes" VALUES(392,'I killed my wife in the Carribbean.',12.666667,-61.25,'Grenadadines','http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/392');
504 COMMIT;

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